What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Sure no problem officer.

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do opposites attract? How often do you see weird couples like a guy/girl dating someone who is boring with no sense of humor ?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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